Thursday, May 29, 2008

Stanley Cup Rant!


If Crosby is holding the cup above his head in 2 weeks I will feel nauseous. During the Stanley cup playoffs you might as well through all your previous achievements out the window and just play solid hockey. So far the Penguins have done none of this and have had little if any physical presence. Some of their star players "Malkin" "have been playing at a junior B level" quote Don Cherry. This has caused many turnovers and last game Pittsburgh was lucky it wasn't 7-3 for Detriot. If Pittsburgh is trying to persue the cup by merely luck they might as well just stop now.
Also Crosby may be to young to lead his team on the road to victory as it seems his head is not screwed on his shoulders quite tight enough yet. Ill try not to go into to many detials but Crosby's beard is weird. It is a perve stash slash pubic chin strap, enough said. Lets hope for the sake of everyone pittsburgh does not make playoffs next year. After "Detriot shut out the pengiuns the first two games apparently it was just luck" quote Robert Wekel. After all its very easy two shut out a team two games in a row in the stanley cup playoffs. I know it is bad luck to be so confident about who will win the stanley cup but I think it is safe to say Detriot will sodomize Pittsburgh. Somtimes some things speak for themselves but I think Datsyuk and Zetterburg deserve some praise because they are simply amazing scoring the clutch goals and demorilizing the apposing defence. I hope for the sake of Roberts life Detriot wins!